10 Janpath On Fire! Parties Fighting For Power
Written by Anurag Bhateja on May 22, 2009 – 10:36 am -Confusion, talks, anger, no support, support from outside, market fluctuations and so much to see on news from last few days from the time when Congress proved herself as most dominating party in general elections 2009. I am watching the moves very carefully and was laughing on the way parties are ready to give support “without any condition” just to be in power.
Before the elections, left and other parties who really killed the last five years plans, are like standing no where. Though I wanted BJP to come in power but the aggression of last few days is making me excited to see what is in the future.
The most annoying and exciting thing to see is the USD price for me as on some points it is good for and on some points it is bad. Anyway, today the “PM” will take pledge and Shri. Manmohan Singh will come in power again. I do not want Chitambrum to come in finanace again. I do not want Mamta to handle railway. I do want Rahul to handle IT department as I believe he can handle IT section better than anybody else as “Akhir khoon mein hai.”
But still I am afraid the Govt. will not last long as supportive parties are getting mad on Congress. Lets see what happens. I will keep and eye on the updates of govt and will keep on posting my views on different bills and work n Govt.
Tags: Congress, Government, India, power
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I never take risk while drinking
Written by Anurag Bhateja on May 18, 2009 – 9:58 pm -I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I to my wife : Any news on chopra’s daughter’s marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out
for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I to Wife : But still I think chopra’s daughter’s age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh…
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep it in
the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that
again, I willcut your tongue…!
Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take…… never take ….. never take what??? I never
take a potato I think…
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen 
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Bulk Change Nameservers In Domain Panel
Written by Anurag Bhateja on May 18, 2009 – 2:17 pm -If you are a reseller at Ozakx/Netlynx, it is very easy to modify the Nameservers of all the domains in your account or selected domains from the list. The method is very beneficiary for those who have a lot of domains in there panel. You may need this while transferring websites from one server to another or branding the nameservers on your company name.
Please follow the easy set of steps:
1. Login to your domain reseller panel.
2. Under Products look for Domain Registration >> Bulk Actions >> Bulk Modify
3. In the search form look for “Containing Nameservers” and write your old nameservers e.g. NS1.yourserverprovider.com
4. Press search.
5. Now select either all domains or selected domains from the list and press continue.
6. Write your branded or new server’s name servers and press submit.
Once the system complete the request, you will get a detailed mail. Keep in mind that locked domain, expired domains and .co.uk, .tel, .eu, .me, .me.uk, .org.uk & .asia domains can not be modified like this.
Tags: bulk modification of nameservers, Domain panel, domain reseller, Modify nameservers, tutorial
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