A Letter to Spammers

Its been 7 long years since I started using Internet more than people around me. I remember the days when we used to have few MB space in our mail accounts and the amount was spam mails was also very less almost negligible.

The time changed with time and with the launch of Gmail, almost every email service provider started giving huge amount of email space especially yahoo mail which is giving unlimited space for the mail IDs. As the storage space increased, the amount of spams received per day also increased. Though every email service provider is working hard on filtering spam but still I manage to get a lot of them.

Now, email is not the only problem. We do get spam in sms, facebook comments, tags and so on. I, now will pick one category of spammer at a time and will explain why I hate them :)

1. The spammers who send spam emails:

  • I don’t care about the Fkin billions of dollars in your bank. Leave me alone and let me earn my bread :).
  • No matter from where you got my ID, I am not interested in being a friend of a girl who sent the same mail to so many people by putting their emails in BCC. You will get some fool soon but not me :). Get lost B***H.
  • I won’t forward the mail even if God will do something wrong to me if I do not forward. When I read such mail, I am a Atheist :) I don’t believe in God.
  • If the companies give you money for forwarding mails, they are the most stupid people along with those who forward the mail.
  • I am not interested in winning lotteries, gold, silver, home, car, insurance or what ever.
  • For heavens sake! I am happy with my life is good so please do not send me pharmaceutical mails.

2. SMS spammers:

  • Don’t send me sms related to new plans.
  • Don’t call me for new connections or insurance plans. You may end up being a bakra of my humor :P

3. Facebook spammers:

  • Tagging: There should be an option to approve/disapprove tagging for particular people. No matter how much you hate getting tagged, some comment hungry people will tag you in photos clicked by them or some disgusting image. When it comes to festivals, the tagging virus infect every facebook user :|
  • Spam comments: I am mentioning one profile here.http://www.facebook.com/theindiapost This person thinks that s/he can comment on anyone’s photo or wall post and post a link to his website. One of the most disgusting and lame way of getting comments. Moreover, as per facebook TOS, if you are not an individual, you have to get a page instead of profile as profile represents personal profile of a living human. Poeple like him are using a free service for their own needs and desires. They are just comment and visit hungry people who do not want to spend time and money on SEO.And yes! if you say something against them, they will report you abuse :)

For all you spammers, I don’t want you in my life. I can delete you, block you and even file a complaint against you. Why don’t I make a page against every tagger on facebook and abuse them in public? Stop being stupid. Get a live.

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1 Comment

  • Cool letter :)
    I would write something like that too.
    But you know, I don`t think it will have any effect, most of the emails and sms stuff is automated(bots) and don`t care if you give a rat’s a*s or not… It’s people like me and you that might actually read what you’ve written and take a note…

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