Frustrated funny mail by a victim of chain emails

Written by Anurag Bhateja on June 20, 2009 – 9:21 am -

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also :)

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about  7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I  get a phone bill  with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married  (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will P on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now…………………but who knows. So please forward.

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8 Responses to “Frustrated funny mail by a victim of chain emails”

  1. By Jitu on Jun 20, 2009 | Reply

    So you back in the groove?? :D:D:D:D:D

    Hope you’re doing good today. :)

    Take care!!

  2. By Anurag Bhateja on Jun 20, 2009 | Reply

    Not completely. Hand is still in pain. Lets see what doc says on Monday.

  3. By akira07 on Oct 2, 2009 | Reply

    Those spammer should learn more about “How to swindling people” :P

  4. By geneve on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

    lol.pretty funny!haha..:D

  5. By Jenn on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

    lol at this. haha very funny!

  6. By Dum on Oct 16, 2009 | Reply

    I am going to wait the bird and catch it :))

  7. By Lidia Robahi on Oct 16, 2009 | Reply

    Spam is not responsible and I think it is not necessary to note that if we returned the spammers will be happy

  8. By akira07 on Oct 17, 2009 | Reply

    But i’m concerned why there is still a people believe about it.

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