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I love the people who “drink”

Inspired by a status message on facebook of a friend Channa Sandhu. I was really having fun reading the replies to the status message in which she just said that she do not like the people who drink. Well my dear friend, I really dislike the way you write about those people who drink. Drinking alcohol is not a new thing to society. It is there since very long. Hating a person who drinks is not good at all. They are also part of society. You should respect their feelings and thoughts.

Now, I will explain to all you people out there why you should love the people who drink. First thing, they do not live for long. Alcohol results in cancer, stomach problems, ulcers, lever damage and a lot of health issues including diabetes, obesity and much more. This results in short life span. If a person in front of you is not going to live long, you can not just hate him/her. Just hug and tell you are here to support no matter they puke on you, say bad words, split things on themselves or whatever they do.

Secondly, as they are high, the reaction time decreases and this results in sometimes stupid things like falling down to some really serious things like accidents. You can not just leave them alone in a bar and allow them to drive over some chick outside whom you can have good time with! The best part will be even if that drunk is with you, you can easily try on the chick and he won’t be able to even give a shot. God bless alcohol

Thirdly, they can not take care of their family so his/her family so every single person associated with that poor drunkard needs sympathy and support. Moreover as the person is not going to live long, you should be there to help them in every possible way. Those who drink even sometimes get angry on the family members and beat them. At that time if you are around you can help the family members in returning the kicks back and best part will be the drunkard won’t be able to remember what happened

last but not the least, they just become JOKER of the party. You can record every single move and publish it on YOUTUBE!! FUN!! Your blog stats will go up with the video and revenue may come in thanks to those who make drinks!! Long live alcohol!

My love will always remain the same for those who drink. I know you are going to die very soon. May lord bless your addict soul with the best hot oil bath in hell. Amen!!!

Life Beyond DOT COM

In my last few posts, I have written a lot about the importance of being online, getting your name as domain name and benefits of being social online. No doubt, being online is one of the most important thing in lives of many people, like me, who are earning their bread from Internet only. Around 2 years back, I gave a seminar on Internet in my institute and called in dimension “I”. The dimension which can help you in making  a world around you where you can make the rules and regulations in the way you want them to be. Internet has changed lives of many people and is still changing them.

Finding friends, making new contacts and getting new clients is far more easy than before but this speed is eating happiness and reducing relaxation time day by day. If I calculate the time spend with friends and family in last 3-4 years, it will come to almost null. Being a passionate photographer, it sometimes hurt when I do not find time to go out and click some photographs of bugs. The thing is almost every IT professional is almost out of the contact of mother nature. We are becoming “Frog of the well” and do not want to go out to see whats around us.

Having a hobby can be helpful but if you can not fulfill the basic requirement of hobby i.e. time, it is of no use. Indoor hobby is also of no use, sorry. Playing game on PS2 or XBox or WII can not be counted as a “helpful hobby” as it will make you remain inside the room. What I want to say is we all need to go out. We need to get the hidden child in us, out and make fun of every single thing around us. Play, run, dance, click or do what ever you want to do but do spend sometime with mother nature. Give time to your “offline” friends and family and get a life.

You will feel good

Life Behind The Ink On Paper

I am checking out newspapers since I was 8 years old. Those days, it was for cartoon strips and now it is for the current affairs. Sometimes, a few friends of mine asked me why I read newspaper when the news channels are live for 24×7. There is a very simple answer to them i.e. no one can complete the power of written words and news walas maximum times run behind stupid breaking news. Also to get a glance of the world around the city, local editions of newspapers are the best.

So, Hindustan Times and Dainik Bhaskar are kind of a part of my life these days. What I normally do is go downstairs, bring them up and read them in about 15-20 minutes. After that, they are just a piece of paper which will go for selling. The thoughts are changing now. Its not only about news in them. Its about the hardwork of the people associated with it. I know you all will think of reporters, editors, photographers etc but I am not talking about them. I am talking about the people who are making ways for the newspapers to survive. We, readers are not the one who make them earn but they are advertisers who support them.

In last few days, I came in contact with a team in Dainik Bhaskar and after watching them working so hard I was curious to know what they exactly do with these things. So they explained the working situation in past and in present of a newspaper. Long time ago when there was not much competition and there were no news channels, newspapers were the only source for the deep inside review of all the things going around. The editors were the power in chief and only because of their name the newspaper was living but thing have changed now. Money, competition and search for the best readership is there. So the management has been introduced. The management bring in the money for the empire. They build the relationship between the reader and the paper.

It is the management who bring advertisements and you can go mad when you see a higher official of advertising section working 24×7 in seasons like of Diwali. The advertisers give ads on last moment and some of them drag their ass out in last seconds. Then the struggle of how to remove the editorial or how to add more content starts. Fights between editor and advertising section is so normal that sometimes it goes above limits.

I realized in the field of newspaper it is not time bound. If the client is paying you have to change whole format of the page in minutes just for them. No matter how much struggle you have to do, client is GOD.

This is really interesting to understand the present infrastructure of the newspapers. If you get a chance to have a inside out glance of it, do not miss the chance