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Dear Son

Son,

I know a day will come when you will come to me and ask me about girls. I know you will ask me why you are different from them and why you feel attracted towards them. That day, my son, I shall ask you to read this letter. I am writing this now because this is most disturbing time around. Everyday, one young lad like you go out and tease a girl on road, in class or in college/school. I do not want you to follow their steps.

Son, you are young and I know I will teach you how to respect women around you. Though I will never stop you from going out and see if you like the girl passing by you. I want you to see them but with respect and without passing any comments on them. I am not going to teach you how to make a move on some girl but I would love to tell you how make a girl feel special.

I know you must be wondering why I want to make you a sensitive man instead of a “macho”. You know son, I wish you grow up with a sister. A young beautiful girl for whom you can fight with the whole world. Just think, how can I expect some other boy to respect my daughter if I can not teach my son how to respect one.

It is neither about you my son nor it is about a girl from our family. It is about the respect you owe to women.

Your friends will tell you to go with them after a girl just to tease her. They may force you to molest one on the road and even touch her. I know the thoughts and even the touch will make you feel good at once but in long run, my son, they will ruin you.

I do not want you to be different from others. I want you to be better than others. You will never hear that sex is bad but I will always tell you not to do it forcefully. Being with someone either physically or mentally gives you pleasure and that pleasure can not be achieved till you get it mutually.

Teasing, molesting in any way should not be your cup of tea and I know if I tell you not to do something, you will obey.

My dear unborn son, from the day you enter this world, to the day you will be able to understand this letter, I will be there for you on every step and will make sure you become an example for this heartless society who prefer to teach their girl child how to be safer on roads but is not ready to teach they boys not to rape.

Son, I expect the best human being out of you and I know you will never disappoint me.

Looking forward to see you soon,

Dad.

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Bi*ch Please!

A round of applause to all the bitches that keep bitching about me as a topic of interest online or offline but do not dare to come forward :). Block me, delete me and then look via friend’s profile. Write about me and stay happy because I cannot read what they have written.

I don’t get sad. I don’t panic. I don’t do anything. They are just random bitches who are jealous just because they cannot find out the reason why others like or love me. :)

I prefer to stay away from controversies until I can rule them. I try to be politically correct and do not reply to any hate comment until I have no other choice. Avoiding some stupid bitches makes my life easy.

I am one of those who love to play with bitches. Those who bitch about me. I feel like ruling their minds as they keep on talking about me. Indeed, I am talking about you bitch :P the real bitch! No matter what skin suit you wear, from inside, you are a bitch ;)

I know you still wonder why the hell nothing came from my side. I know you will publish this on your wall. Because I want you to do this. The moment you post this, you will agree on the fact that I rule you. I rule every single neuron of your brain. I can control what you do and say about me. Yes, I want you to say bad about me. I want to go out and yell bad words about me in front of others and I will just keep on smiling.

You know why? Because when other listen to you and nothing comes as a reply from my side, they think who is wrong and eventually you become the wrong person. You prove yourself a bitch who barks for no reason. The one who create their own picture of the person standing in front without thinking twice.

I know this will bring back the fire. I know this will ignite so many things in your mind and you will try to threaten me. I shall say again, on your face, BITCH PLEASE! hehehe :P

 

Disclaimer: A post made for fun in context with a few recentcontroversiescreated by a few people on their profiles and groups about me actually for no reason. You might be one of them and there is a huge chance that I do not even know that you are saying bad things. So if your head burns and you want to comment a worthless phrase here, please feel free to do so as COMMENTS ARE MODERATED ;)

 

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1001 Wish List Before I Die!

Well I do not believe the world will come to an end in 2012. To show my optimism, here I am posting a wish list, which I will update on regular basis, of the things I want to do before I die. I believe I still have 50-60 years to accomplish them :P

1. Loose weight and reach below 90 KG. (Very important!)
2. Buy a full frame camera.
3.Cover 20 marriages in 12 months. (Starting from 1st Jan and Ending on 31st Dec)
4.One 11 year family portrait project.
5.Cover a wedding somewhere in other country.
6.Learn to drive car.
7.Getting married in Vegas. (I have a long list of places :D)
8.Getting covered exclusively in Local/National newspaper.
9.One solo photo exhibition covering all the best work till date.
10.One solo photo exhibition based on Sanskrit Shlokas. (working on it :D)
11.Be on stage part of a theater performance.
12.Publish my work (poetry and stories).
13.Learn to play flute.
14.To be on National TV as artist.
15.Own a home in Chandigarh. Not in outskirts but in the city.
16.Own a four wheeler.
17.Covering a Christian Wedding.
18.Do a photo project on Aghori. (Even I am scared of them :D)
19.Spend a night with someone special walking on roads. (Stupid but want to do.)
20.One photo project with pin hole camera.
21.Getting my one song written by me and voice by Sonu Nigam and one by Euphoria.
22.Bungee Jumping.
23.Sky diving.
24.Underwater diving.
25.Own a toy helicopter that can be used foraerialphotography.

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A Letter to Spammers

Its been 7 long years since I started using Internet more than people around me. I remember the days when we used to have few MB space in our mail accounts and the amount was spam mails was also very less almost negligible.

The time changed with time and with the launch of Gmail, almost every email service provider started giving huge amount of email space especially yahoo mail which is giving unlimited space for the mail IDs. As the storage space increased, the amount of spams received per day also increased. Though every email service provider is working hard on filtering spam but still I manage to get a lot of them.

Now, email is not the only problem. We do get spam in sms, facebook comments, tags and so on. I, now will pick one category of spammer at a time and will explain why I hate them :)

1. The spammers who send spam emails:

  • I don’t care about the Fkin billions of dollars in your bank. Leave me alone and let me earn my bread :).
  • No matter from where you got my ID, I am not interested in being a friend of a girl who sent the same mail to so many people by putting their emails in BCC. You will get some fool soon but not me :). Get lost B***H.
  • I won’t forward the mail even if God will do something wrong to me if I do not forward. When I read such mail, I am a Atheist :) I don’t believe in God.
  • If the companies give you money for forwarding mails, they are the most stupid people along with those who forward the mail.
  • I am not interested in winning lotteries, gold, silver, home, car, insurance or what ever.
  • For heavens sake! I am happy with my life is good so please do not send me pharmaceutical mails.

2. SMS spammers:

  • Don’t send me sms related to new plans.
  • Don’t call me for new connections or insurance plans. You may end up being a bakra of my humor :P

3. Facebook spammers:

  • Tagging: There should be an option to approve/disapprove tagging for particular people. No matter how much you hate getting tagged, some comment hungry people will tag you in photos clicked by them or some disgusting image. When it comes to festivals, the tagging virus infect every facebook user :|
  • Spam comments: I am mentioning one profile here.http://www.facebook.com/theindiapost This person thinks that s/he can comment on anyone’s photo or wall post and post a link to his website. One of the most disgusting and lame way of getting comments. Moreover, as per facebook TOS, if you are not an individual, you have to get a page instead of profile as profile represents personal profile of a living human. Poeple like him are using a free service for their own needs and desires. They are just comment and visit hungry people who do not want to spend time and money on SEO.And yes! if you say something against them, they will report you abuse :)

For all you spammers, I don’t want you in my life. I can delete you, block you and even file a complaint against you. Why don’t I make a page against every tagger on facebook and abuse them in public? Stop being stupid. Get a live.

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A Letter To Landlords

Well I am not pointing any specific landlord or what so ever but all of them where people like who are growing slowly and working hard to earn their bread, live in their houses. This is to those who own the house, live in one of the floor around the tenant.

From last six years, after I got shifted to Chandigarh, I lived on rent only as I can not afford a home here in Chandigarh right now. Sooner or later I will buy but till then, I have to manage things differently. Including me, I have seen a lot of friends having one or many problems with the landlords. I m not saying all are bad or they only create problems, but sometimes they do treat people like what should I call, slave or even animals. Sorry for the words but some do treat tenants like this only. So following are some points which, as a tenant, I feel every landlord should understand.

  1. Our internet connection is not yourintellectualproperty: Dude! We are paying for it. Even if you want to use the Wi-Fi, have some courtesy to pay for it. Forcing someone to give connection just because s/he is living at your place is just so lame. Moreover a good internet connection with a bandwidth limit will cost you less than INR 500/-. You are charging us good enough and can spend that much on your own connection. Most of the people these days are working from home as freelancers and they need high speed connections tofulfilltheir needs and you just consume 40%-50% of their speed every time you connect!
  2. Camera, Scanner, Computer, Printer etc. HOLD ON: All these belong to us if they are in ourpossession. You should not just call and say “Do this or do that” adding “URGENT” to it. We may be working, studying or may be even f**kin* which is not your business though. Atleast give some respect and have the courtesy to request humbly. May be we can help more. Oh yes! PAY FOR THE SERVICES! WE ARE NOT LIVING FOR FREE AT YOUR PLACE :|
  3. Designing: Oh come on! Atleast pay for the design we make for your child’s project. We charge around 3500/- from student for a simple HTML project and ready to give you discount on it. Have courtesy to pay. We are living with that money only.
  4. Repair work: “Oh beta please call someone to repair blah blah at my house. You have good contacts. Please arrange asap.” Then you will eat head every day every moment and when the work is done “You delayed so much! now pay yourself.” F YOU! Thank you!
  5. Stuff from market: Are you going to market? Please bring this and that and blah blah. Excuse me? You have a vehicle, knows the city better than me. Move your ass :) Please.
  6. Other things: Along with these sample points, there is a lot which happens like why guests are coming (lame), why are you using so much electricity (please get aseparatemeter for us.), why you work from home :| (because I do not need office!!!), why you are not married (I do not understand why this question arise!)

Some pointers for tenants:

  1. Getreceipt. They just refuse that you paid!!
  2. Always get a contract.
  3. Always make sure they pay for the services you give as you are paying for the service they are giving
  4. Do not fall for their daughter/son. You will be in BIG trouble.
  5. Never spend time with them. They may ask you so much questions about you and become so friendly that they start wasting your time especially when they are retired people. I have no hard feelings for the old people but when anyone get on nerves especially when you are working, its not acceptable. Your grandparents and parents will understand this but landlords think that you are their property so beware.
  6. Do not share your workexperiencewith them as they will start giving you some lame suggestions which will give depression for sure :|

I think this much has given you idea what tenants are suffering from. This is my first open letter. This will be followed by more letters :)

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I love the people who “drink”

Inspired by a status message on facebook of a friend Channa Sandhu. I was really having fun reading the replies to the status message in which she just said that she do not like the people who drink. Well my dear friend, I really dislike the way you write about those people who drink. Drinking alcohol is not a new thing to society. It is there since very long. Hating a person who drinks is not good at all. They are also part of society. You should respect their feelings and thoughts.

Now, I will explain to all you people out there why you should love the people who drink. First thing, they do not live for long. Alcohol results in cancer, stomach problems, ulcers, lever damage and a lot of health issues including diabetes, obesity and much more. This results in short life span. If a person in front of you is not going to live long, you can not just hate him/her. Just hug and tell you are here to support no matter they puke on you, say bad words, split things on themselves or whatever they do.

Secondly, as they are high, the reaction time decreases and this results in sometimes stupid things like falling down to some really serious things like accidents. You can not just leave them alone in a bar and allow them to drive over some chick outside whom you can have good time with! The best part will be even if that drunk is with you, you can easily try on the chick and he won’t be able to even give a shot. God bless alcohol :P

Thirdly, they can not take care of their family so his/her family so every single person associated with that poor drunkard needs sympathy and support. Moreover as the person is not going to live long, you should be there to help them in every possible way. Those who drink even sometimes get angry on the family members and beat them. At that time if you are around you can help the family members in returning the kicks back and best part will be the drunkard won’t be able to remember what happened ;)

last but not the least, they just become JOKER of the party. You can record every single move and publish it on YOUTUBE!! FUN!! Your blog stats will go up with the video and revenue may come in ;) thanks to those who make drinks!! Long live alcohol!

My love will always remain the same for those who drink. I know you are going to die very soon. May lord bless your addict soul with the best hot oil bath in hell. Amen!!!

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Mar 30, 2010

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