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Frustrated funny mail by a victim of chain emails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the [...]

Great words

Written By Regina Brett, 53 years old (born in 1956), of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio
“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written.”
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is [...]

Find the error, its impossible

Find the error, its impossible
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Did you know that 80% of UCDS students could not find the error above? Forward this to al least 5 people with the title ‘Find the error, its impossible’, and when you click ‘Send’, the answer will be right in front of your eyes!

Costumer Care In Year 2020

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”
Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. .. on…….8898613561 02049998- 45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your [...]

And you think you know hindi! Right??

My dear Indians! Do you think you know hindi? Just have a look below and then say anything
CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita
CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita
TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak
LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada [...]

Put the glass down

Study this small story, Hope that makes a BIG change
Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students
“How much do you think this glass weighs?”
‘50gms!’ ….. ‘100gms!’ …..’125gms’ …the students answered.
“I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” [...]

I never take risk while drinking

I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take [...]

Why I Am Hindu

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Hi Friends,
The following mail comes into my mailbox from a very dear friend, Annanth Prabhu. I am heartily thankful to him for sending such a mail. This blog post has nothing to do with religion but to explain why Hinduism existed for so long. Read and think… Be proud of being what you are!
Four years [...]

Who is He?

A tribute to the Defence Forces of INDIA
Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes
He stays up for days on end
You take a warm shower to help you wake up
He goes days or weeks without running water
You complain of a “headache”, and call in sick
He gets [...]

Fighting Mumbai Terror

No Talking… Just see…
[youtube]http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=3uINcP78vBo[/youtube]