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Funny Version Of Song “Main Batlata nahin” from ‘Taare Zameen Par”

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main dailyy jaata Hoon Main Maa …
Yun To Main ,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ….
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa…
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa…

Theke pe Yun Na Chhodo Mujhe,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa…
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa…
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa…
Kya Itna Bura…Meri Maa..

Scotch mein, itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata…Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa …

Victor Borge Phonetic Pronunciation

At 1st glance I thought it might be some holy video or something but hey this man ROCKS!!! Just listen what he has to say!!!

Etymology of F**K

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “F**K”. It is the magical work, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language, ‘F**K’ falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary can not be given a f**k), and adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a traffic f**k).
It can also be used as an interjection (F**k! I’m late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f**ck she is also stupid).

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations

Greetings: “How the f**k are ya?”
Fraud: “I got f**ke by the car dealer.”
Resignation: “Oh, f**k it!”
Trouble: “I guess I am f**ked now.”
Aggression: “F**k you!”
Disgust: “F**k me.”
Confusion: “What the f**k?”
Displeasure: “F**king s**t man.”
Lost: “Where the f**k are we?”
Retaliation: “Up your f**king a**!”
Apathy: “Who really gives a f**k?”
Suspicion: “Who the f**k are you?”
Directions: “F**k off.”

F**K HAS BEEN USED BY MANY NOTABLE PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY

“What the f**k was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshema
“That’s not a real f**king gun.” – John Lennon
“Where the f**k is all this water coming from?” – Captain of Titanic
“Who the f**k is gonna find out?” – Richard Nixon
“Heads are gonna f**king roll.” – Anne Boleyan
“Any f**king idiot count answer that.” – Albert Einstein
“It does so f**king look like her!” – Picasso
“You want what on the f**king ceiling?” – Michaelangelo
“F**k a duck” – Walt Disney
“Houston we have a big f**king problem.” – The crew of Apollo 13

It can be Maternal: “Mother F**ker!”
It can be used to tell time:”It’s four f**king twenty!”
It can be used as an anatomical description:”He is a f**king a**h**e.”

Caution: F**k is a rude and offensive word which you should avoid using.