Etymology of F**K
Written by Anurag Bhateja on April 29, 2008 – 12:09 pm -Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “F**K”. It is the magical work, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language, ‘F**K’ falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary can not be given a f**k), and adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a traffic f**k).
It can also be used as an interjection (F**k! I’m late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f**ck she is also stupid).
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations
Greetings: “How the f**k are ya?”
Fraud: “I got f**ke by the car dealer.”
Resignation: “Oh, f**k it!”
Trouble: “I guess I am f**ked now.”
Aggression: “F**k you!”
Disgust: “F**k me.”
Confusion: “What the f**k?”
Displeasure: “F**king s**t man.”
Lost: “Where the f**k are we?”
Retaliation: “Up your f**king a**!”
Apathy: “Who really gives a f**k?”
Suspicion: “Who the f**k are you?”
Directions: “F**k off.”
F**K HAS BEEN USED BY MANY NOTABLE PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY
“What the f**k was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshema
“That’s not a real f**king gun.” – John Lennon
“Where the f**k is all this water coming from?” – Captain of Titanic
“Who the f**k is gonna find out?” – Richard Nixon
“Heads are gonna f**king roll.” – Anne Boleyan
“Any f**king idiot count answer that.” – Albert Einstein
“It does so f**king look like her!” – Picasso
“You want what on the f**king ceiling?” – Michaelangelo
“F**k a duck” – Walt Disney
“Houston we have a big f**king problem.” – The crew of Apollo 13
It can be Maternal: “Mother F**ker!”
It can be used to tell time:”It’s four f**king twenty!”
It can be used as an anatomical description:”He is a f**king a**h**e.”
Caution: F**k is a rude and offensive word which you should avoid using.
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By Naveen on Apr 15, 2009 | Reply
I have the audio version of the same…
By Indicia on Sep 13, 2009 | Reply
That was f@#ing great!
By Dum on Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
what the F**k cool article!
By geneve on Oct 4, 2009 | Reply
lol.this is such a funny post!
By akira07 on Oct 16, 2009 | Reply
The article surely F**K me up
Already heard about it before on one slide show, but it’s still funny